I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I don't deserve a penis
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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