I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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