Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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