Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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