I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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