There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
