Can Purell be used as lube?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
