There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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