I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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