Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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