I need help removing her.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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