idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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