She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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