yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
