OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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