did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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