she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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