Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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