Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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