Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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