dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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