Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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