My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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