think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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