his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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