Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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