Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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