cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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