? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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