I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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