okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
