i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
What changed your mind?
Being sober
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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