You smell like a Billy Joel song
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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