I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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