please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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