My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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