I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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