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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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