That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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