This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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