I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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