I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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