Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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