If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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