Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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