That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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