just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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