I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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