For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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