that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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