He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
its not stalking. its research.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
