There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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