Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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