Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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