So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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