your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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